Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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