So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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