she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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