Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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