Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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