Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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