According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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