Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Randomize
