her vagine was all disorganized.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I wear drunk well.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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