Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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