Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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