hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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