I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Can you bring me the toilet please
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
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