I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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