you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
