eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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