If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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