every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
only if we run a train.
done.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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