i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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