my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
She's the barista slut.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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