didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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