Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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