babies were throwing up all over the place
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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