Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
only you would photoshop your dick
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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