Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
