do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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