Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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