My brain says no but my pants say off.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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