I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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