I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
kristin has been a bad kristin
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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