Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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