Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
