She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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