so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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