i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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