When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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