He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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