Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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