Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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