next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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