Don't you send me to vm
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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