I wanna passion pit in your ass
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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