The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm really into asian looking animals
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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