Pappa wants mamma naked
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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