I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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