did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
whose parrot is this?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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