But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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