Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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