I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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