In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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