you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Randomize
