TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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